QUESTIONS.
Asked often. Answered straight.
THE PRODUCT
5 QUESTIONS
Is this a joke?
The name is. The formula isn't. ENERGY: 80 mg natural caffeine, 60 mg L-theanine, B6 and B12 per strip. ZERO: 100 mg paraxanthine, 50 mg L-theanine, 0 mg caffeine.
How much caffeine is in it?
ENERGY: 80 mg per strip. ZERO: none. It contains 100 mg paraxanthine, which is closely related to caffeine, so treat it as a stimulant.
USING IT
4 QUESTIONS
Will it make me more productive?
Legal says we can't promise that. We can promise it fits in your pocket.
Why strips?
No cup. No can. No queue. One strip, one dose.
How many can I take?
Follow the label.
Who shouldn't use it?
Under 18s, anyone pregnant or nursing, anyone sensitive to caffeine or stimulants, and anyone with a medical condition or on medication without talking to a doctor first. Full details on the warnings page.
ORDERS AND SHIPPING
3 QUESTIONS
When does it ship?
We are in waitlist mode. Get on the list and you will hear first.
Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet. US first.
Returns and subscriptions?
See shipping and returns. Subscriptions can be cancelled anytime once they exist.
THE BRAND
2 QUESTIONS
What does "gone mental" mean?
You locked in and did the thing. Productive obsession. Nothing else.
Why the horse?
It was rearing when we found it. It has not stopped.