I go mental before every board meeting. Investors seem to prefer it.
PANEL / FIELD NOTESSIX CHARACTERS. ONE QUESTION.
WHEN DO YOU GO MENTAL?
IT'S --:--. ARE YOU MENTAL YET?
FIELD NOTES / 01CHARACTERS ARE DRAMATIZATIONS, NOT CUSTOMERS.
CHARACTER FILMS
08:47BEFORE THE BOARD MEETING 10:58BEFORE THE PITCH My company has a strict policy against losing your mind at work. They said nothing about going mental.
13:02BEFORE THE BACK NINE My wife said I went mental in 1987. Now I do it before the back nine. Has it improved my handicap? Legal says I'm not allowed to say that.
14:55BEFORE BRIDGE At 2:55 I go mental. At 3:00, Margaret learns consequences.
18:59BEFORE THE KEYNOTE There are 2,000 people out there. Naturally, I went mental backstage.
19:59BEFORE RANKED Ranked starts in sixty seconds. Social life has been notified.
Characters are dramatizations, not customers.
FIELD NOTES / 02SUBMISSIONS ARE MODERATED BEFORE THEY APPEAR.
THE WALL
Nobody has gone mental yet. Be first.
TELL US YOURSI GO MENTAL BEFORE
FIELD NOTES / 03MODERATED. NEVER AUTO-PUBLISHED.
TELL US YOURS
Submissions are moderated before they appear.